I Want A President Who Can Handle

You Know, Lincoln Was Funny. I Don't Think F.d.r. Was Very Funny. But Lincoln Was Funny. Lincoln Was Really Funny. But I Think You Should Get Elected First, And Then Show That You're Funny.

I Don't Know What Happens To You After You Die. I'm Not Banking On There Being, Like, A Heaven.

If I Put Myself On The Ballot And Even 50 People Voted For Me, It'd Be A Travesty.

The Biases The Media Has Are Much Bigger Than Conservative Or Liberal. They're About Getting Ratings, About Making Money, About Doing Stories That Are Easy To Cover.

The Crash Of 2008 Was Driven In No Small Part By Unfair Practices In The Mortgage Industry Which Led To Many Consumers Being Trapped In Loans They Didn't Understand And Couldn't Afford.