I've Tried Different Things Through The Years

I'm Not Happy All The Time, And I Wouldn't Want To Be Because That Would Make Me A Shallow Person. But I Do Try To Find The Good In Everybody.

I Have Just One Tube Of Lipstick, But It's As Big As A Can Of Hairspray.

I Look Like A Woman, But I Think Like A Man.

My Weaknesses Have Always Been Food And Men - In That Order.

I'm In The Public Eye, So I Don't Care Who Knows What I Get Done. If I See Something Sagging, Dragging, Or Bagging, I Get It Sucked, Tucked, Or Plucked.