I've Talked To Biblical Cats, And Neanderthals

In The Halls Of Justice The Only Justice Is In The Halls.

Once You Take Away The Struggle For Food, Clothing And Shelter, Work Is The One Four Letter Word That Offends Everyone.

The Role Of A Comedian Is To Make The Audience Laugh, At A Minimum Of Once Every Fifteen Seconds.

The Only Honest Art Form Is Laughter, Comedy. You Can't Fake It.

I Tried The Religion Scam In Miami, So I Know How Hard That Gig Is. But, If You Can Get It To Work, Starting Your Own Religion Is A License To Print Money.