I've Taken Salsa Classes. I Love Dancing

When I First Started Wearing Wigs, I Didn't Know You Had To Anchor Them Down With Bobby Pins. I Walked Out During A Windy Day And My Wig Blew Off And Got Stuck To A Branch. I Was Walking While My Wig Was Hanging! If That's Not The Most Embarrassing Thing... But You Have To Use Bobby Pins.

I Don't Think Anything Predated Christians.

My Grandmother Taught Me That Accomplishments Meant Less Than What You Left Behind. I Started To Ask Myself What Impact My Comedy Would Have On People's Lives. And That Changed My Act. I Got Cleaner. I Stopped Talking About Generic Stuff Like Airplane Peanuts And Started Speaking The Truth About My Gift.

I've Always Been A Strong Believer That You Were Born With The Hair You've Got, But Have The Ability To Get The Hair You Want.

Oh My Goodness, I'm In Love With Channing Tatum, Although I Think I'm Too Old To Play His Love Interest. They'd Probably Cast Me As His Grandmomma's Friend Or Something Like That, But Anything To Be In A Movie With Channing.