I've Set My Own Rules To Live

A Woman Told Me Her Child Was Autistic, And I Thought She Said Artistic. So I Said, 'oh Great. I'd Like To See Some Of The Things He's Done.

We're Not Supposed To Mention F***ing In Mixed Company, But That's Exactly Where It Takes Place.

I Think Everyone Should Treat One Another In A Christian Manner. I Will Not, However, Be Responsible For The Consequences.

Age Is A Hell Of A Price To Pay For Wisdom.

People Who Own Everything Know How To Relax A Little And Bend And Exhale Once In A While, But They're Not Going To Let It Get Out Of Control.