I've Really Learned A Lot, Really Learned

A Candy Coloured Clown They Call The Sandman Tiptoes Into My Room Every Night Just To Sprinkle Stardust And Whisper; "go To Sleep, Everything Is Alright"

I Close My Eyes, Then I Drift Away, Into The Magic Night I Softly Say. A Silent Prayer, Like Dreamers Do, Then I Fall Asleep To Dream My Dreams Of You.

Whether I'm In London, Sydney Or Hong Kong, It Makes No Difference. There Is Always Someone Who Knows Me. I Must Be One Of The Most Unloneliest People In The World!

Elvis Was The Firstest With The Mostest.

I May Be A Living Legend, But That Sure Don't Help When I've Got To Change A Flat Tire.