I've Realized That I Love All Forms

I Applaud Anyone Who Thinks I'm Good-looking And Invite Them Into My World.

Spending So Much Time On The Road, I Get To Fart All The Time. Then When It's, Like, Thanksgiving Dinner And I'm Sitting With My Grandmother, I Can't Fart For, Like, Two Hours.

I Think That People Feel They Know What Love Means, It's Probably One Of The Most Used Words In The World But Has The Most Completely Different Definitions From One Person To Another.

In Leaving Negativity Behind, You Find Something Beautiful.

I'll Eat A Nugget Of My Own Poop For 20 Bucks. I'll Pay You 20 Bucks And I'll Eat It.