I've Never Looked Through A Keyhole Without

I'm Just An Irish Biddy.

There Have Been Times When I Have Deliberately Tried To Take My Life... I Think I Must Have Been Crying For Some Attention.

I've Always Taken 'the Wizard Of Oz' Very Seriously, You Know. I Believe In The Idea Of The Rainbow. And I've Spent My Entire Life Trying To Get Over It.

I Think There's Something Peculiar About Me That I Haven't Died. It Doesn't Make Sense But I Refuse To Die.

You Are Never So Alone As When You Are Ill On Stage. The Most Nightmarish Feeling In The World Is Suddenly To Feel Like Throwing Up In Front Of Four Thousand People.