I've Never Had An Affair With Somebody

Talent Is A Valued Tormentor.

I Think I Would Have Written Five Times As Much As I've Written If I Didn't Have This Terrible Sense Of Perfection.

I Think Of Myself As A Stylist, And Stylists Can Become Notoriously Obsessed With The Placing Of A Comma, The Weight Of A Semicolon.

Well, I'm About As Tall As A Shotgun, And Just As Noisy.

I Prefer To Underwrite. Simple, Clear As A Country Creek.