I’ve Never Had A Writer’s Block, But

The Only Thing The Record Companies Put Out Now Is 'best Of,'

You Can Call Me A Fat, Balding, Talentless Old Queen Who Can't Sing, But You Can't Tell Lies About Me.

I Didn't Have Sex Until I Was 23 And That Was With A Man. I Made Up For Lost Time After That In A Hurry. I Wish I Could Have Had Sex When I Was, Like, 14, 15 Or 16 Because That's Such An Exciting Age To Have Sex.

Cocaine Made Me Talk Forever. The Most Nonsensical Rubbish That You Could Ever Think Of.

I Love The Idea Of The Teachings Of Jesus Christ And The Beautiful Stories About It, Which I Loved In Sunday School And I Collected All The Little Stickers And Put Them In My Book. But The Reality Is That Organised Religion Doesn't Seem To Work. It Turns People Into Hateful Lemmings And It's Not Really Compassionate.