I've Made Up So Many Stores About

I Don't Think One Should Be Comfortable Standing On A Stage With People Applauding And Laughing At Every Stupid Thing You Say.

They Tell You To Memorize Your Lines, Follow Your Light, And Hit Your Marks. Those Are The Three Things That You Shouldn't Do. You Should Not Learn Your Lines, You Should Not Hit Your Mark, And You Should Never Follow Your Light. Find Your Light - That's My Opinion. Everyone Else Will Tell Me I'm Wrong, But That's My Opinion.

I Like Being An Employee. I Like Making Somebody Happy - And If They're Not, Then I'm Crushed.

You See So Many Earnest Characters In Movies All The Time, Everyone Has A Purpose.

I Have This Horrible Sense Of Humor Where I Think Discomfort Is Funny - Partly Because I Experience Discomfort A Lot, And It's A Way Of Laughing At It And Getting A Release.