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I've Never Had A Penny Through Oil Deals And No One Has Produced A Shred Of Evidence That I Have.

All The People You Have Killed, All The Lies You Have Told Have Come Back To Haunt You And The Best Thing The Labour Party Can Do Is Sack You Tomorrow Morning.

If There's Been Any Use Of Nerve Gas It's The Rebels That Used It. If There Has Been A Use Of Chemical Weapons It Was Al-qaeda That Used The Chemical Weapons - Who Gave Al-qaeda The Chemical Weapons? Here's My Theory, Israel Gave Them The Chemical Weapons.

Even If You Only Counted The Votes That Actually Made It Through The Hoops In Order To Be Cast, The President Was Really Al Gore.

We Say Here That If You Fall Down In The United States, The Ambulance Man Must Feel For Your Wallet Before He Feels For Your Pulse.