I've Got Seven Kids. The Three Words

Your Lips And Mine, Two Sips Of Wine, Memories Are Made Of This.

If You Drink Don't Drive. Don't Even Putt.

It Was A Woman Who Drove Me To Drink. Come To Think Of It, I Never Did Hang Around To Thank Her For That. 'hey Lady! Do I Look All Blurry To You? 'cause You Look Blurry To Me!'

When Your Opponent's Sittin' There Holdin' All The Aces, There's Only One Thing To Do: Kick Over The Table.

You're Not Drunk If You Can Lie On The Floor Without Holding On.