I've Got Life For A Subject Because

People Should Be Stopped From Writing Poetry. There's Far Too Much Of It. And If They're Any Good, They'll Go Ahead Anyways.

It Is Almost Better To Be An Impulse Shirt-buyer Than An Impulse Shoe-buyer. I Have Worn Shirts That Made People Think I Was A Retired Mafia Hit-man Or A Yugoslavian Sports Convener From Split, But I Have Worn Shoes That Made People Think I Was Insane.

Disco Dancing Is Just The Steady Thump Of A Giant Moron Knocking In An Endless Nail.

Everyone Has A Right To A University Degree In America, Even If It's In Hamburger Technology.

Mocking Hugh Hefner Is Easy To Do, And In My Mind Should Be Made Easier.