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If You're A Performer, People Tend To Be Quite Positive About You Or They Have No Opinion.

If You Can Be Your Own Force Of Nature And Have A Positive Heart, Then You Can Actually Do Something Good In The World.

If You're Choking In A Restaurant You Can Just Say The Magic Words, 'heimlich Maneuver,' And All Will Be Well. Trouble Is, It's Difficult To Say 'heimlich Maneuver' When You're Choking To Death.

Spiders Frighten Me. In Response To The Spider Alerts For Australia, Please Can The Australian Government Remove All Spiders From Australia And Blow Them Into Outer Space.

In Stand-up It Really Helps To Play Yourself And Talk About Your Own Feelings. You Cannot Fail To Be Original If You're Just Talking About What You Think About X, Y And Z. Unless You've Got A Twin Brother Who's Also A Stand-up.