I've Crashed My Car Three Times.

We Drown Our Doubts In Dry Champagne And Soothe Our Souls With Fine Cocaine. I Don't Know Why I Even Care, We Get So High And Get Nowhere.

Drank A Lot Of Take Home Pay.

Hot Funk, Cold Punk, Even If It's Old Junk, It's Still Rock And Roll To Me.

A Typical Day In The Life Of A Heavy Metal Musician Consists Of A Round Of Golf And An Aa Meeting.

If You Tell Kids They Can't Have Something, That's What They Want.