I've Been Wrestling With Reality For Most

I Thought I Was Raptured Up Into The Air Today; Turns Out, It Was Just My Gas Oven Exploding.

My Computer Beat Me At Checkers, But I Sure Beat It At Kickboxing.

I Find You Can Often Find Humor Just By Turning Something Upside-down. Like A... Small Child.

It's Amazing Where A Joke Might Come From. I Find A Lot Of Humour Just By Metaphorically Turning Things Upside Down Or Literally Like My Wife's Cat.

Christmas Seems To Start Earlier And Earlier Every Year. Like, This Time, It's On December 25th.