I've Been Nominated For Emmys And Golden

I Like Jesus, I Mean, I Think He Was A Good Guy.

I Wanted A More Female Point Of View.

You Know Why The French Hate Us So Much? Thay Gave Us The Croissant. And You Know What We Did With It? We Turned It Into Our Croissandwich, Thank You Very Much.

I'm Not Saying Being A Comedian Is Brain Surgery, But It Is Definitely - It's Like Being A Carpenter. You Learn How To Make Tables And Chairs. You Have To Have The Right Tools, And You Have To Know How To Put The Thing Together, Right?

Marriage Is Like A Dull Meal With The Dessert At The Beginning.