I've Been In These Tabloids For 14

Perhaps We Don't Need These Religious Concoctions To Pillow The Fear Of Death. Just The Fact That There Is An Unknown, And Something Greater, Can Bring A Feeling Of Peace. That's Enough For Me.

There's A Constant Chatter In Our House, Whether It's Giggling Or Screaming Or Crying Or Banging. I Love It. I Love It. I Love It. I Hate It When They're Gone. I Hate It. Maybe It's Nice To Be In A Hotel Room For A Day - 'oh, Nice, I Can Finally Read A Paper.' But Then, By The Next Day, I Miss That Cacophony, All That Life.

My Family Worry For Me Because I'm Gonna Burn In An Eternal Pit Of Fire.

Being Married Means I Can Break Wind And Eat Ice Cream In Bed.

You Just Have To Get One Misstep - That's An Easy Way To Fall Into Caricature. Bad Caricature.