I've Been In Showbusiness All My Life,

People Need Things. I Don't Live A Monk's Existence, I'm A Consumer, But I Try To Do It To The Level That Doesn't Feel Like There's An Overabundance Of Something.

I Respect So Much The Work That So Many Women Do, But That's Just Not What I Do. I Have A Job Where I Advertise Yogurt That Makes You Poop, And People Love It And Tell Me About Their Bowel Movements, Every Day.

I Too Was A Little Embarrassed By My Recent Topless 'scandal' And The Subsequent Parodies.

Pick Clothes That You Really Love. And Wear Them. And Don't Make Anything "special." If It's Being Held For Something "special," Wear It To The Market. Wear It Every Day!

You Can't Live A Truthful Life Without Regret.