I've Been Hiding From God, And I'm

Women Gather Together To Wear Silly Hats, Eat Dainty Food, And Forget How Unresponsive Their Husbands Are. Men Gather To Talk Sports, Eat Heavy Food, And Forget How Demanding Their Wives Are. Only Where Children Gather Is There Any Real Chance Of Fun.

There Are Whole Years For Which I Hope I'll Never Be Cross-examined, For I Could Not Give An Alibi.

The Neurotic Believes That Life Has Meaning, But That His Life Hasn't.

We Choose Those We Like; With Those We Love, We Have No Say In The Matter.

We Are Never More Self-righteous Than When Giving Up What We Should Have Shunned All Along.