I've Been Drinking. Now I'm Going To

I'm Not A Villain, I've Never Hurt Anyone. I'm Just A Tawdry Character Who Explodes Now And Again.

I Would Much Rather End Up A Fertiliser Under A Sunflower Which Is Eventually Made Into Sunflower Seed Oil So That Instead Of Nibbling Me In Her Prawn Cocktail, The Pretty Girl Will Rub Me On Her Bristols As She Suns Herself On A Beach In The Caribbean.

If The Money's Right, I'll Do A Film.

I Like The Effect Drink Has On Me. What's The Point Of Staying Sober?

Do What You Must, But Do It Well, Above All Enjoy Yourself!