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Newman's Second Law: Just When Things Look Darkest, They Go Black.

The Spaghetti Sauce Is A Good Thing To Think About. Morning, Noon, And Night, Think About The Spaghetti Sauce. Think About Hustling Other People To Buy The Spaghetti Sauce.

The Problem With Getting Older Is You Still Remember How Things Used To Be.

I Don't Go For The So-called "intimate" Stuff. Column Items That Report: "minerva Ferncroft Sleeps In Pink Dusting Powder Between Puce-colored Sheets In A Heart-shaped Bed." It Leaves Me Cold.

To That Extent That You Can Sustain And Maintain That Childlike Part Of Your Personality Is Probably The Best Part Of Acting.