I've Been A Poser For F--ing Years.

The Religion In Scotland Is One Of The Most Patronising Things... After The Weather.

I Have Been Made Redundant Before And It Is A Terrible Blow; Redundant Is A Rotten Word Because It Makes You Think You Are Useless.

I Hate Those Earnest Tv Documentaries That Are The World According To People With Glasses Who Know Better Than You.

Who Discovered We Could Get Milk From Cows, And What Did He Think He Was Doing At The Time?

I Became A Welder. I Was Actually Becoming An Engineer And I Joined The Wrong Queue. And So I Became A Welder, Without Knowing What A Welder Was.