I've Become The Person I've Always Hated,

Heaven Knows, We All Make Mistakes. That's Life - And Chess.

Money Is Not Everything, But It Is Better Than Having One's Health.

But What If Everyone In The World Behaved Like Me And Came Here And Shot Brisseau Through The Ear? What A Mess! And Of Course We'd Need Valet Parking.

My Education Was Dismal. I Went To A Series Of Schools For Mentally Disturbed Teachers.

Please Forgive Me. My Pedicurist Had A Stroke. She Fell Forward Onto The Orange Stick And Plunged It Into My Toe. It Required Bandaging.