I've Always Had Weird Hair, And It's

It's Hard To Describe To People How Terrible It Was When You Could Only Watch Cartoons At A Certain Time In Your Life. But No, I Would Watch All Of Them - The Warner Bros. Cartoons And The Bugs Bunnys And Then The Tex Avery Stuff. Looking Back On It, They Were So Incredibly Subversive For Their Time. You'd Think, "oh, They're Just Making Jokes And This Or That." But When You Watch Them As An Adult, You Think, "oh No, They Were Talking About Some Pretty Deep Stuff."

I Drove Around In A Volkswagen Rabbit I Shared With One Of My Roommates, And It Didn't Have A Roof. It Doesn't Rain Much In L.a., But When It Did, It Was Utterly Miserable.

Struggle Is Part Of The Journey.

I Came In The Dawson's Creek Era; It Was All About Tiny Guys Who Looked Like Teenagers, And I Haven't Looked Like A Teenager Ever. So I Was, Like, Auditioning To Be Their Dads. At 25.

Would You Want People Walking Up To You And Pointing At Your D--k? I Can't Believe I'm Still Talking About This. But I've Worn Underwear Every Day Of My Life And The Fact That I'm Painted As This Exhibitionist Is A Little Annoying. It's Become A Meme, I Guess. Being Someone Who People Want To Photograph, You Have To Open Yourself Up To The Positive And Negative. It Is What It Is. If I Get Mad At It I'll Look Like A Douchebag. But It's Silly.