I've Always Had A Reputation As A

People Over 100 Are The Fastest-growing Group In America. People Soon Will Be Working 'til 100 - Some Because They Have To - And Living 'til 125 Or Even 135. What Do I Know, I'm Just A Weatherman, But I've Made A Hobby Of Studying This, And It's Phenomenal.

Never Slap A Man Who Chews Tobacco.

Having A Phobia Has Changed Me.

August Depresses Me A Little. I Don't Even Feel Like Eating. And When I Don't Eat, That's A Sure Sign Of Stagnation.

Librarians Have Always Been Among The Most Thoughtful And Helpful People. They Are Teachers Without A Classroom.