I've Always Felt Myself To Be An

The Defining Problem Of Contemporary Television Is Trust: Can You Believe What You See On Television, Does Television Treat People Fairly, Is It Healthy For Society?

Sharing Holiday Snaps On Social Media Is An Act Of Arrogant Vanity.

It Would Be Unforgivable To Use The Role I Have, Such As It Is, To Inflict My Incoherent, Half-baked View Of The World On People. That Would Be Illegitimate And Unacceptable And I Should Be Fired.

I've Always Thought You Have To Live Life Looking Forwards, Not Backwards. I've Had No Interest At All In Who My Ancestors Are.

I Voted Against Gerald Nabarro In My First General Election, But My Defiance Made No Difference. If You Had Put A Conservative Rosette On A Mustachioed Hamster, It Would Have Been Elected.