I Used To Think That The Brain

Well! I Feel Happy These Days. I've Started Taking A Herbal Anti-depressant. It's Called Saint John's Wort. Apparently It's The Best-selling Anti-depressant In Many Places. It's The Most Popular Anti-depressant In Germany... After, I'm Guessing, Amnesia.

I Wanted To Get From 4th Street To 8th... Then I Remembered Einstein Postulating That Parallel Lines Eventually Meet. They're Dredging My Car From Lake Michigan As We Speak.

For Some Reason, Religious Jokes Seem As Trivial As Jokes About Food Or Driving.

Computers Aren't Intelligent, They Only Think They Are.

The Battle Of The Sexes Will Never Be Won As Long As We Keep Sleeping With The Enemy.