I Used Everything You Gave Me.

Never Lend Your Car To Anyone To Whom You Have Given Birth.

Cleanliness Is Not Next To Godliness. It Isn't Even In The Same Neighborhood.

Humor Is A Spontaneous, Wonderful Bit Of An Outburst That Just Comes. It's Unbridled, Its Unplanned, It's Full Of Suprises.

The Mole Rat Is The Only Rodent Born Without A Fur Coat. With A Good Lawyer, Someone Would Pay For That Little Oversight.

Laughter Rises Out Of Tragedy When You Need It The Most, And Rewards You For Your Courage.