I Tweet, Therefore My Entire Life Has

There Is Something About Riding A Unicorn, For Those People Who Still Can, Which Is Unlike Any Other Experience: Exhilarating, And Intoxicating, And Fine.

Dahling, When God Put Teeth In Your Mouth, He Ruined A Perfectly Good Arsehole.

Stories Are The Things That Allow Us To Persuade Each Other That We're Human.

She Had The Feeling That The Door Was Looking At Her, Which She Knew Was Silly, And Knew On A Deeper Level Was Somehow True.

Walk Any Path In Destiny's Garden, And You Will Be Forced To Choose, Not Once But Many Times.