I Turned Down Many Chances To Be

When I Think Of Invention, I Always Think Of America. You're Always Seeing Ads: 'have You Got The Next Big Idea?' There Seems To Be That Spirit In America Of Inventions And Inventors.

We Have Hated The French For Years. Now You Have Just Joined The Club. It Makes You Much More Likable.

You Don't Hate The Mosquito; You Just Want It Out Of Your Face.

What Luxury Would I Take To A Desert Island? A Mirror. It's True. I'd Miss Me.

I Like Spaghetti Bolognese, I Like Baked Beans On Toast. I Hate French Food. I Hate Fancy Food.