I Try To Parent Equally, But I

Every Bowling Center Should Have A House Pro.

I Was A Little, Skinny, Runt Kid, And I Decided That Bowling Was What I Was Going To Do In Life.

I Studied A Lot Of Foghorn Leghorn.

My Sons Are A Hell Of A Lot Easier To Get Through To Than My Daughter Is. She Seems To Have My Number. She Can Just Run Through The Buttons.

I'm Just A Simple Guy Swimming In A Sea Of Sharks.