I Tried Self-sacrifice A Couple Of Times

Good Places For Aphorisms: In Fortune Cookies, On Bumper Stickers, And On Banners Flying Over The Palace Of Free Advice.

Aphorisms Have Never Seduced Anybody, But They Have Fooled Some Into Considering Themselves Worldly-wise.

Worried About Being A Dull Fellow? You Might Develop Your Talent For Being Irritating.

Saying "i Love You" Makes A Demand, But Creates No Obligations.

My Mentors Grow Old And Foolish. I Am Afraid.