I Thought I'd Be A Librarian Until

I Don't Know What It Is I'm Doing. But It's Not That. Despite All Evidence To The Contrary.

...my Least Favorite Actress Of All Time, Helena Bonham Carter. I Find Her Lack Of A Neck Very Off-putting And Especially Her Acting.

Vice Is Nice, But A Little Virtue Won't Hurt You.

To Take My Work Seriously Would Be The Height Of Folly.

My Mission In Life Is To Make Everybody As Uneasy As Possible. I Think We Should All Be As Uneasy As Possible, Because That's What The World Is Like.