I Think Vacations Are Mostly Completely Stupid.

I Am So Busy Doing Nothing... That The Idea Of Doing Anything - Which As You Know, Always Leads To Something - Cuts Into The Nothing And Then Forces Me To Have To Drop Everything.

If People Would Only Look To The Cookie, All Our Problems Would Be Solved.

I Can't Eat Chicken And Look At Strippers At The Same Time.

I Have A Problem With That Silver Medal. It's Like, 'congratulation S, You Almost Won. Of All The Losers, You're The Number One Loser. No One Lost Ahead Of You.'

Once You Start Doing Only What You've Already Proven You Can Do, You're On The Road To Death.