I Think The Word Is Adult!

Because Society Places A Value On Masculinity, Gay Men Aspire To It. If You Go To A Gay Club And The Doorman Says, 'you Do Realise This Is A Gay Club, Don't You Lads?' You Get All Excited Because You Think, 'wow, He Thought I Was Straight!'

A Comedian's A Comedian. They're A Very Kind Of Cynical Bunch. I Guess That's Why I Like Them.

I Am Camp. Lots Of Gay Men Can't Cope With Their Campness. They Are In Denial About It.

All My Day Is Spent Dealing With Other People. When I Come Home I Like It To Be Empty. The Presence Of Others In My House Kind Of Annoys Me. I Love Coming Home And Shutting The Doors. I Feel Brain Dead. I'm Relatively Available, But Not To Live With.

I Bet Maurice Gibb's Heart Monitor Was Singing The Tune Of Stayin' Alive.