I Think The Furthest I Ever Got

I Did Popeye And Ronald Reagan And Everybody Was Saying Things Like "yeah He's A Cute Little Kid" But I Started, Little By Little, Telling Stories About People I'd Met And Expanded My Voices.

I Had To Travel Half Way Across The World To Be Called An American.

Honestly, You Got To Take Care Of The People That Take Care Of You. I Know That Sounds Like Cliche, Or Borderline Phony, But That's The Case. The Reason I've Had The Fans That I Have Is Because I've Been Consistent Over The Years And Kept Coming Back And Doing The Same Runs. I'm Never Going To Stop Doing The Cities I've Gone Through. I'm Only Going To Add.

People See A Big Dude And They Hear That High Pitched Voice Or "eglasias With An 'i'" And Love It Because They Can Relate And Go "i Know That Person!".

I'm All About Showing People That I'm A Little Messed Up, I Have A Lot Of The Same Problems You Have. By Exposing Myself And Putting Myself Out There, People Can Relate To Me And My Act Won't Grow Stale. I Mean, Nobody Wants To Hear A Comedian Say, 'life Is Great.'