I Think That I Know The Value

I Tried Every Diet In The Book. I Tried Some That Weren't In The Book. I Tried Eating The Book. It Tasted Better Than Most Of The Diets.

If I Hadn't Been A Woman, I'd Have Been A Drag Queen

I Love To Flirt, And I've Never Met A Man I Didn't Like.

My Songs Are Like My Children - I Expect Them To Support Me When I'm Old.

I Have Been Asked To Pose For Penthouse On My Hundredth Birthday. Everybody Is Going To Be Sorry.