I Think That Certain Things Are Funny

I Don't Believe In Perfection. I Don't Think It Exists.

I Think You Can Get Away With So Much More Offensiveness When You're Operating Behind A Stuffed Teddy Bear Or A Cartoon Or Something That's Not Real, Because It's Forgiven. It's Like Having A Little Kid In A Movie Curse - It's Funny Because It's Not Natural.

Detroit Was Really Fun, Fyi, In Case Anybody Wants To Go To Detroit. I Love It. I Did.

I Honestly Think Being Single's Great. Being In A Relationship's Great. It's All About The Timing.

I Have This Odd Tendency To Be Really Sarcastic When I'm Uncomfortable And I Don't Really Know Why But It Just Comes Out And It's Come Out Since I Was A Child.