I Think That A Man Should Be

No, I've Never Truly Been A Minister.

If At First You Don't Succeed, You Get Back Up And You Try ... And You Try ... And You Try It Again ... Except Ice Skating, I Hate This Crap, I Quit!

Gay People Are The Sweetest, Kindest, Most Artistic, Warmest And Most Thoughtful People In The World. And Since The Beginning Of Time All They've Ever Been Is Kicked.

But When I Went On The Stage To Do A Show, I Would Put On Makeup Because I Felt That It Enhanced My Act; It Drew Attention To What I Was Doing.

I Was Washing Dishes At The Greyhound Bus Station At The Time And I Said, 'awap Bop A Lup Bop A Wop Bam Boom, Take 'em Out!'