I Think Pets Are Great. They're Better

I'm Wearing Pants, For F---'s Sake. Lay Off. I Mean, It's Not Like I'm A F---ing Lead Miner. There Are Harder Jobs In The World. But When People Feel The Freedom To Create Tumblr Accounts About My C---, I Feel Like That Wasn't Part Of The Deal ... But Whatever. I Guess It's Better Than Being Called Out For The Opposite.

I Drove Around In A Volkswagen Rabbit I Shared With One Of My Roommates, And It Didn't Have A Roof. It Doesn't Rain Much In L.a., But When It Did, It Was Utterly Miserable.

The Difference Between Directing Film And Directing Television Is So Stark Simply Because Tv Is A Living Breathing Organism Already When You Direct An Episode.

The World Keeps Moving, The World Keeps Turning, And People Get Older, And Young People Become Older And More Important And Cooler And Interesting, And Actually Staying The Same Becomes A Liability, Especially In The Advertising Industry.

People Care Enough To Write Blogs And Reviews And Things, Which Is Nice.