I Think People Tend To Feel Odd

The Senate Was Holding Hearings On Deceptive Sweepstakes Practices. These Companies Target The Elderly, Making Them Think They're Going To Get A Bunch Of Money, When In Reality They Never See Any Of It. The Most Popular Of These Scams Is Called Social Security.

I Get The Impression The English Kings Were Witty, For Some Reason. I Feel Like All You Had Was Your Wit.

A Weird Sort Of Awareness Set In, Like, 'wow. My Stand-up Isn't Just Separate From Everything Else I Do Anymore.' With Twitter And Face Book, Everything Is Universal That Everything Everybody Says Gets Seen.

I Always Wanted To Write As Much As Perform.

My Stand-up Act? I Combine The Fact That The World Is A Violent Place With The Fact That Each Person Is Responsible For The Situation They Are In.