I Think My Mom Did Everything Pretty

America Is Just So Weird In What They Think Is Right And Wrong. Like, I Was Watching 'breaking Bad' The Other Day, And They Were Cooking Meth. I Could Literally Cook Meth Because Of That Show. It's A How-to. And Then They Bleeped Out The Word 'f__k'. And I'm Like, Really? They Killed A Guy, And Disintegrated His Body In Acid, But You're Not Allowed To Say 'f__k'? It's Like When They Bleeped 'molly' At The Vmas. Look What I'm Doing Up Here Right Now, And You're Going To Bleep Out 'molly'?

Despite The Aweful Paparazzi Drama That People Seem To Believe, I Am Still Just Like You...i Obsess Over Hot Guys, Get Told What To Do, And Go To School. Believe What You Want, But I Am Normal...whatever That Means :)

It's So Weird. I Like Shrimp. I Will Eat Like A Whole Thing Of Shrimp. I'm A Vegetarian, But That Is The Only Thing That I Will Eat. So, I Will Eat And Eat Shrimp And, Like, Fries.

A True Friend Is Someone Who Is Always There During The Ups And Downs. I Have Had A Lot Of Positive Things Happen In My Life, But I Also Have Had Some Negative Things That Are Not So Fun To Deal With, And Not Only Do I Have To Hear It From My Friends, But Also Everyone Else As Well, So It Is Nice To Have My Friends There To Help Me Get Through Everything.

I Got The Total Package, You Know, The Curves, The Rhythm, And The Voice. I'm Just The Best.