I Think Michael Moore Is Loathsome, Though,

To Be A Feminist, You Could Cut Your Hair Really Short. You Have To Be Really Angry About Something.

I'm Not For Cutting Off Hands But I'm More For Cutting Off Hands Than I Am For Molesting Children, If That's What It Takes To Stop It. I Think That's Fair.

Canada Is A Sweet Country. It Is Like Your Retarded Cousin You See At Thanksgiving And Sort Of Pat Him On The Head. You Know, He's Nice, But You Don't Take Him Seriously. That Is Canada.

All Of A Sudden, People Are Going To Decide They Want To Go Micro, Everything's Smaller.

Dogs Are Intelligent Beings; They Are Not Human Beings. The Life Of A Dog - There's No Equivalency With The Life Of A Person, And If You Are Putting A Dog In The Line Of Danger To Save Human Life, And They Can Do The Job Reasonably Well, I Mean, Seriously, What About Dignity And Self-respect? I Feel Like Going Out To Dinner, I Think I Will Have My Cocker Spaniel Host The Show Tonight.