I Think It's Clever How Rome Have

I Am Pessimistic, I Think That's The Best Way To Be, Because If You're Always Expecting The Best - The Best Doesn't Always Happen. Nine Times Out Of 10 It Doesn't. I'm Surprised When Things Go Smoothly. I Don't Know What's Wrong With Being Pessimistic - Unless You Are Such A Pessimist That You Don't Do Anything.

Who'd Have Thought The Frisbee Would Have Caught On?

It's Easier To Have A Go At Something Again When You Failed At It As You've Got Nowt To Lose.

Knowledge Is Almost Annoying.

People Say Dolphins Are Intelligent And That But They’ve Never Done Anything That Have Blown Me Away. They Say I’m A Div And Dolphins Are Intelligent…it Just Baffles Me.