I'll Write And Make Chords With My

I Played A Lot Of Sarcastic, Wisecracking Characters For A Long Time, And People Would Think That Was Me. And It's Very Much Not Me, And Then People Would Think I Was Being Sarcastic When I Wasn't: 'oh, You're Making Fun Of Me Right Now.' And I Wasn't!

Everyone Has The Heartbreak That Shapes Them In A Way That They Could Never Go Back To The Innocence That They Had Before.

I Put Myself Out There; It's Part Of My Job, And I Get It: People Will Attack Me. At First I Was Thrown Off, But Now I Have A Pretty Thick Skin About It.

You Don't Have To Wear Expensive Clothes To Look Good.

I Brake For Birds. I Rock A Lot Of Polka Dots. I Have Touched Glitter In The Last 24 Hours. I Spend My Entire Day Talking To Children. And I Find It Fundamentally Strange That You're Not A Dessert Person. It Freaks Me Out. I'm Sorry That I Don't Talk Like Murphy Brown. And I Hate Your Pants Suit. I Wish It Had Ribbons On It Or Something Just To Make It Slightly Cuter But That Doesn't Mean I'm Not Smart And Tough And Strong.