I Think If You Can Take Care

In Japan, You Have No Idea What They Are Saying, And They Can't Help You Either. Nothing Makes Any Sense. They're Very Polite, But You Feel Like A Joke Is Being Played On You The Entire Time You're There.

Golf Was My First Glimpse Of Comedy. I Was A Caddy When I Was A Kid. I Was On The Golf Course Rather Than Being In Lessons, But I Can Play Better Now Than I Could Then.

I Think Midlife Crisis Is Just A Point Where People's Careers Have Reached Some Plateau And They Have To Reflect On Their Personal Relationships.

There's Only A Couple Times When Fame Is Ever Helpful. Sometimes You Can Get Into A Restaurant Where The Kitchen Is Just Closing. Sometimes You Can Avoid A Traffic Violation. But The Only Time It Really Matters Is In The Emergency Room With Your Kids. That's When You Want To Be Noticed, Because It's Very Easy To Get Forgotten In An Er.

If You Have Someone That You Think Is The One, Don't Just Sort Of Think In Your Ordinary Mind, 'okay, Let's Pick A Date. Let's Plan This And Make A Party And Get Married.' Take That Person And Travel Around The World. Buy A Plane Ticket For The Two Of You To Travel All Around The World, And Go To Places That Are Hard To Go To And Hard To Get Out Of. And If When You Come Back To Jfk, When You Land In Jfk, And You're Still In Love With That Person, Get Married At The Airport.