I Think Gay People Are Like Blondes:

I Hate The Telephone. I Think The Lowest Circle Of Hell Is Reserved For Alexander Graham Bell.

I Am A Comic Writer, Which Means I Get To Slay The Dragons, And Shoot The Bull.

You Sell A Screenplay Like You Sell A Car. If Someone Drives It Off A Cliff, That's It.

American Hunting Is Quite Different From English Hunting Because We Don't Hunt To Kill. Even If I Wanted To Kill A Fox, I Couldn't. They're Too Smart And They Have Too Many Ways To Escape Me, Whereas They Don't In England.

Life Is Unjust, People Can Be Cruel, And Yet If You Harden Your Heart, You Will Lose What Little Love There Is In This World.