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Probably The Worst Time In A Person's Life Is When They Have To Kill A Family Member Because They Are The Devil. But Otherwise It's Been A Pretty Good Day.

I'm Not As Good A Swimmer As I Used To Be - Thanks To Evolution.

I Go From Stool To Stool In Singles Bars Hoping To Get Lucky, But There's Never Any Gum Under Any Of Them.

Santa Fe Is Fun To Visit, But Property There Will Cost You An Arm And A Dillo.

I'm Filthy Stinking Rich - Well, Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad.